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THE CRESTOR IDIOT vitaminc: 2005
Remember the good old days, back when every village had one? You know who I mean, The Village Idiot. This poor misfortunate has been supplanted - Out of a job, replaced by a Cholestro-Phobic Dolt known as:
THE CRESTOR IDIOT
After surviving bypass surgery that he performed on himself at home with a chainsaw, and a bad case of Rhabdomyolysis from getting his Viagra mixed up with the BAYCHOL, THE CRESTOR IDIOT sat down limply to enjoy his ersatz eggless salad sandwich on Ceiling Tile toast, sipping on an aluminum foil lined box of Ultra-Pasteurized Tasty-Paint Ricemilk Cocktail.
He had found it necessary to operate on himself, because his surgeon, Dr.Astrid Zeneka, M.D. ( Medical Diety) had been away on another of many trips to the Webribedadocsalotte Open Golf Tournament getting "educated" on the latest dangerous, but FDA approved un-necessary drugs to treat diseases that don't exist, while creating new ones, never found in nature.
Returning home with lots of freebie samples, Dr. Zeneka was especially fond of the latest creation of sorcery and witchcraft, CRESTOR. Which one of these sheeple will I try this one on, hmmmm? I sure hope that he can't read:
Even though FDA Knew of Crestor Dangers and Approved it Anyway, Group Public Citizen Says that the cholesterol drug Crestor caused an increased incidence of rhabdomyolysis (severe muscle deterioration).
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Crestor Risk of Death: Rhabdomyolysis
An avid reader of fiction and myths, THE CRESTOR IDIOT a/k/a Mr. Kant Reid Neverthinx picked up his favorite diet book by Dr.Lean Cornish, The Life-less Wrong-Choice Diet, and washed down his Crestor with a glass of fluoridated tap water.
He struggled to remember just what fluoride was good for, anyway. "Rats," he mumbled. "I just can't remember anything these days." "I must be getting global amnesia!" It must take a "Rocket Scientist" to figure these things out.
Dr. Graveline LIPITOR,® THIEF OF MEMORY
The Life-less Wrong-Choice Diet is a low-fat vegetarian way of eating with less than 10% calories from fat ... Of course you really don't live longer with this diet, it just seems that way.
No human culture in the history of civilization has ever been found to have survived, muchless thrived on this un-natural Spartan diet originally devised in Europe by the demented despot Testosteroneum the Lesser.
Nevertheless, the diet has received enthusiastic support from The Ornithological Society of Short-Peckered Warblers.
Not swayed by biochemistry, history or reason, THE CRESTOR IDIOT settled down on his treadmill to get prepared for his next stress test and angiogram.
by, vitaminc:2005
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San Dimas, CA- Lightning has struck conventional medicine, not once but three times in a row. In studies published just this year, long-practiced treatments, such as hormone replacement therapy, surgical breast removal for cancer and knee surgery for osteoarthritis, have not been found to be scientifically sound. Other therapies, such as infant sleep apnea monitors and most medicines to control blood pressure, can be added to the list of unproven medical technologies. Even the hallowed "placebo effect," embraced by conventional medicine for nearly five decades, which has been used to dismiss the benefits of alternative therapies, has now been found to be a myth. Furthermore, much of what conventional medicine has to offer can be replaced by nutritional medicine at a fraction of the cost and side effects now generated with prescription drugs.
And that's not all. The "magic bullet' antibiotic drugs are failing, resulting in mortal germ-resistant infections. To survive, mankind is going to have to shed its dependence upon man-made antibiotics and begin to utilize natural antibiotic molecules found in garlic, olive leaf and oregano which produce no germ resistance. Even the war on cancer is being lost. In 30 years the mortality rates from cancer have risen, not fallen. So says health journalist Bill Sardi in his latest book The Collapse of Conventional Medicine.
Sardi says: "It's amazing conventional medicine has any patients left after these revelations from science. But frankly, when the New England Journal of Medicine first reported in 1993 that patients were opting out of conventional medicine and more than half of the primary-care patient visits in the US were to alternative medical practitioners, that was just the beginning." Conventional medicine is losing ground every day as the scientific studies are published. Maybe less than 25 percent of what conventional doctors do is backed by hard science.
Sardi says surveys show health care consumers stay away from alternative medicine because of potential side effects and that many alternatives therapies are also being given the boot in scientific studies. "Patients simply don't see a third alternative, self care," he says. A plethora of studies confirm that nutritional medicine, practiced at home, is the only hope to reduce burdensome health care costs and to improve the health index of the populations at large.
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